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Breaking News — First Light of the James Webb Space Telescope: Russell’s teapot spotted — Will further kitchen utensils follow? — Breaking News

PastaPress, 4/1/2022 — In the last months, NASA has shipped its new one-eyed James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) into open space. This infrared telescope, which is named after the former NASA Admiral James Edwin Webb, was developed beginning in 1996…

WeiterlesenBreaking News — First Light of the James Webb Space Telescope: Russell’s teapot spotted — Will further kitchen utensils follow? — Breaking News

~ Epistles of Stellinus ~ No.3 ~ Subject: Pasta, Sauce and Beer in the Noodle Mass

From: SchwesterLimoncini<Arrgh>Berner-FSM.ch To: FAQ-Stellinus<Arrgh>FAQ-FSM.de Subject: Pasta, Sauce and Beer in the Noodle Mass Arrgh! We, the Bernese and Umlander Pastafari have been meeting regularly for some time under the sign of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for pasta and beer. In one of these rounds, a…

Weiterlesen~ Epistles of Stellinus ~ No.3 ~ Subject: Pasta, Sauce and Beer in the Noodle Mass

~ Epistles of Stellinus ~ No.2 ~ Subject: What is „Holy“ in Pastafarianism?

From: Schwester.Midolline<Arrgh>KdFSMBerndorf.at To: FAQ-Stellinus<Arrgh>FAQ-FSM.de Subject: What is „holy“ in Pastafarianism? Arrgh, Pastafari! A few months ago, some people from Berndorf met at a popular pasta-dealer in convivial company to escape the emptiness of the doctrine of atheism. In heated discussions,…

Weiterlesen~ Epistles of Stellinus ~ No.2 ~ Subject: What is „Holy“ in Pastafarianism?

~ Epistles of Stellinus ~ No.1 ~ Subject: Trinity and Appearance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

From: Dekanat<Arrgh>FSM-Hinterbruehl.at To: FAQ-Stellinus<Arrgh>FAQ-FSM.de Subject: Trinity and Appearance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Hello and RAmen, brother! We in Hinterbrühl have managed to round up a handful of pirates in order to build a proper Pastafarian church in our village. We…

Weiterlesen~ Epistles of Stellinus ~ No.1 ~ Subject: Trinity and Appearance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster